A lifelong patriot, Gags is proud to be related to one of our Founding Fathers, who signed the Declaration of Independence and played a significant role in the ratification and implementation of the Constitution. Like his ancestor, Gags is inspired and committed to upholding the values of freedom, and liberty that our Founding Fathers fought for.
There was a man with his dog already in the elevator when she entered. As she entered, the man yelled “Lady Sit!” and she did so, only to realize a few seconds later that the guy was actually speaking to his dog, named Lady.
Politicians lie the way fish swim: instinctively, effortlessly, and all the time. If their lips are moving, they’re either campaigning or covering something up. Trust government? I’d rather trust a cat with a birdcage.