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My luggage got damaged during flight.
I told my lawyer I want to sue the airline. He says, “You don’t have much of a case.”
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Author: gags
A lifelong patriot, Gags is proud to be related to one of our Founding Fathers, who signed the Declaration of Independence and played a significant role in the ratification and implementation of the Constitution. Like his ancestor, Gags is inspired and committed to upholding the values of freedom, and liberty that our Founding Fathers fought for.
Random Riddle: Two Word Answer
| For each of the following word pairs, you are looking for a two word answer. The first is a rhyme of the first word and gives the category. The second word is a rhyme and is a specific word in that category. For example, “Kitty, Tennis” translates to “City, Venice”.
1. Fainter, Jolly |
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Joke Of The Day: Only Five Cents
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There’s a Mexican at a tomato stand. All he knows is how to say: “Only five cents”, “Yes, very, very fresh” and “Not today, maybe tomorrow.” A woman walks up to him.
“How much are the tomatoes?” So the woman leaves and a robber walks up. “How much money you got?” he demands.
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