Joke Of The Day: At The Movies

Joke Of The Day: At The Movies A man running a little behind schedule arrives at the movie theater and goes in to watch the movie that has already started. As his eyes adjust to the darkness, he is surprised to see a dog sitting beside its master in the row ahead, intently watching the movie.

It even seemed to be enjoying the movie: wagging its tail in the happy bits, drooping its ears at the sad bits, and hiding its eyes with its paws at the scary bits.

After the movie, the man approaches the dog’s owner, “Wow, your dog really seemed to enjoy the movie. I’m amazed!”

“Yes, I can’t believe it myself,” came the reply. “He hated the book.”

 

 

 

 

Prosperous and Happy

The Government wants you to be prosperous and happy, the same way drug companies want you to be healthy.



The Government wants you to be prosperous and happy, the same way drug companies want you to be healthy.

The Enemy

The enemy isn't the upper class, the middle class, or the under class. The enemy is the political class.



The enemy isn’t the upper class, the middle class, or the under class.

The enemy is the political class.

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