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Author: gags
A lifelong patriot, Gags is proud to be related to one of our Founding Fathers, who signed the Declaration of Independence and played a significant role in the ratification and implementation of the Constitution. Like his ancestor, Gags is inspired and committed to upholding the values of freedom, and liberty that our Founding Fathers fought for.
Joke Of The Day: The Human Race
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A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?”
The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made …” Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.” The confused girl returned to her mother and said, “Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?” The mother answered, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his!”
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