A lifelong patriot, Gags is proud to be related to one of our Founding Fathers, who signed the Declaration of Independence and played a significant role in the ratification and implementation of the Constitution. Like his ancestor, Gags is inspired and committed to upholding the values of freedom, and liberty that our Founding Fathers fought for.
Your father’s words were never just advice, they were echoes of battles he’d already fought and a guide to paths he hoped you’d walk without the scars he carried.
In a department store, a difficult customer and a remarkably patient sales associate were struggling to find common ground. Nothing the associate suggested seemed to be good enough.
Finally, the finicky shopper huffed in frustration, “Isn’t there someone smarter who can assist me?”
“No,” the associate replied. “The smarter one saw you coming and made a quick exit.”