| I have been called a savage, a chief and oft times a leader. Some have called me the embodiment of courage, although to a Crook I did surrender. Where I was born, there were no enclosures. As the “terror of the country”, I had a reputation of cruelty and cunning. Many movies and stories of me were made. People have spoken ill of me so many times it would give your throat a lump. Now it’s time to give it a try. |
 |
 |
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.
“Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?” . “Well … not exactly.” his friend replied, “She’s more into the trick dog aspect of it.” “Oh, I see, kinky, huh?” “Well … not exactly … I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead.”
|
