Joke Of The Day: Modern Auto-Shop

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Feb 272026
 
Joke Of The Day: Modern Auto-Shop Taking great pains to be specific, the new auto-shop teacher on our staff explained to three of his students that he wanted them to clean a car that was parked outside. He gave them two extension cords, the vacuum cleaner, a bucket, rags, and the car keys. He mentioned that the car was one to be used in his class.

Later he went out and discovered them sitting in the car, feet up on the dashboard, listening to the stereo. “Why aren’t you vacuuming the car?” he asked.

“Because the extension cord wouldn’t reach,” was the reply.

Exasperated, the teacher stated, “That’s why I gave you two.”

“We tried the other one,” a student said, “but it wouldn’t reach either.”

 

 

 

 

Intolerance

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Feb 262026
 

Isn’t it odd that the most intolerant people in the world demand complete tolerance of their intolerance?



Isn’t it odd that the most intolerant people in the world demand complete tolerance of their intolerance?

Random Riddle: The Odd Word

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Feb 262026
 
Which of the following words does not belong in the list, and why?

Reappear
Caucasus
Inefficiencies
Signings
Arraigning
Horseshoer
Intestines
Appeases
 

Random Riddle: The Odd Word

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Motivation

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Feb 262026
 
Joke Of The Day: Motivation My motivation works like a smoke alarm.

It’s completely silent… Until everything is on fire.

 

 

 

 

Freedom Starts in the Mind

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Feb 252026
 

Freedom Starts in the Mind - You will be free once you realize the cage was made of thoughts. Not walls. Not fate. Not even your past.



You will be free once you realize the cage was made of thoughts.
Not walls.
Not fate.
Not even your past.