The monkey died in the zoo – unfortunately, the zoo was unable to find a monkey for its exhibition, so it hired a guy to put a monkey suit and take over the monkey duties.
The guy did a great job, he was jumping around the monkey cage until suddenly he fell out of the monkey cage and into the lion’s den. He started to scream… Help! Help! as the lion ran towards him.
When the lion finally came face-to-face with the monkey, he said, “Shut the hell up before you get us both fired!”
They don’t just take your paycheck—they siphon the lifeblood of every town, every family, every future, feeding a system that’s already decided you’re expendable. This isn’t decay. It’s the slow, deliberate hollowing‑out of a country that no longer remembers its own people.