Jan 222026
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A Missionary is sent to Brazil to spread the good word. He figures the first thing he needs to do is teach them English. So, he takes a walk with one of the elders and as they walk, the missionary spots a tree. He stands back and points at the tree and says “Tree” slowly and clearly. The elder points at the tree and says “Tree”.
They walk a little further and the missionary spots a rock. He stands back and points at the rock and says “Rock” slowly and clearly. The elder points at the rock and says “Rock”. As they continue walking, the missionary looks over and sees a couple doing the deed. He’s thinking he doesn’t want to teach them any bad words, so he points at the couple and says, “Riding a Bicycle”. The elder jumps back, pulls his bow and arrow off his back, and shoots the naked man in the butt. He then points, shaking his finger and says, “Riding MY Bicycle”.
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