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An assassin, who charges 10 grand per bullet, was enjoying a few drinks at his drinking hole when a man approached him.
“Are you the assassin who charges 10 grand per bullet?” the man asks. “Yes I am” says the assassin. “Good, good, good, good. Okay. My wife cheating on me. I know this thing. I’ve got 20 grand. Let’s go.” They drive to the convenience store across the road from the hotel and climb to the roof. The man points to a window, says they’re in that room. “Now, here’s what I want you to do. I want you to shoot her in the head. And I want you to shoot him in the dick.” “You got it” says the assassin, who proceeds to set up a sniper rifle scope, got into position, and point the weapon at the indicated window. He sits there, not doing anything for a while. Finally, the man says, “well, are you going to do it or not?” “Patience my friend. Patience” the assassin replies. “I might be able to save you ten grand.”
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