Joke Of The Day: True/False Test

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Nov 292025
 
Joke Of The Day: True/False Test Mrs. Baker, a fifth grade teacher, observed a student in her class during a True/False test, flipping a coin and then choosing an answer.

Mrs. Baker thought to herself, “Hah! Norman didn’t study again.”

This answer selection method continued throughout the entire test.

After Norman was obviously finished, Mrs. Baker again watched Norman flipping the coin and continuing through the test a second time.

“Norman, what are you doing now?” asked Mrs. Baker.

Norman replied, “I’m doing what you always tell us to do! I’m checking my answers!”

 

 

 

 

Why Come to America?

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Nov 282025
 

If people from Muslim countries hate pork, beer, dogs, bikinis, Jesus, and freedom of speech, why the hell do they want to come to America?



If people from Muslim countries hate pork, beer, dogs, bikinis, Jesus, and freedom of speech, why the hell do they want to come to America?

Joke Of The Day: Guts and Balls

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Nov 282025
 
Joke Of The Day: Guts and Balls There is a medical distinction. We’ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your Wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ‘Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’

BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: ‘You’re next, Chubby.’

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.

 

 

 

 

The Real Reason for Inflation

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Nov 272025
 

Inflation isn’t caused by shoppers or businesses. It happens when the government spends more than it takes in and prints too much money. That’s the real reason prices go up.



Inflation isn’t caused by shoppers or businesses. It happens when the government spends more than it takes in and prints too much money. That’s the real reason prices go up.

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