| She is so peaceful, yet causes fear Him so bright and full of cheer She rests the body, he wakes the soul Him so light, she black as coal Her with mole and tiny bright freckles He covers us with tiny tear speckles She hides us, he beams with pride He, her husband, she his bride He in bright silk, her all in velvet A yin-yang marriage as they tell it Two lovers who meet but twice a day When he must go, she need stay Now I ask you, who are they? |
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We hear them cry NO KINGS! Yet the following have been in office for:
1: Queen Nancy, 38+ yrs.
2: Queen Waters, 37+ yrs.
1: King Schumer, 44+ yrs.
2: King McConnell, 40+ yrs.
3: King Sanders, 34+ yrs.
President Trump, 4 yrs 9.5 months.
Question: who are the real Kings and Queens serving in the US federal government?
| Played one on one, Or perhaps two on two; With four majors, Two eras, And my own hall of fame. Bjorn, Pete, and Ivan all played me; Indoors or out, I delight both young and old! |
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The stockbroker was nervous about being in prison because his cellmate looked like a real thug.
“Don’t worry,” the gruff looking fellow said, “I’m in here for a white collar crime too.” “Well, that’s a relief.” sighed the stockbroker. “I was sent to prison for fraud and insider trading. What about you?” “Oh nothing fancy like that for me,” grinned the convict. “I just killed a couple of priests.”
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