JokesComments Off on Joke Of The Day: Ship Her Home
Oct282025
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.” The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here, and you would spend only $150?”
The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”
The Left preaches tolerance until you disagree. Then they mobilize to destroy your career, silence your voice, and erase your presence. Their version of “inclusion” is the most exclusive club of all. You will comply, or you will be canceled.
JokesComments Off on Joke Of The Day: Saran Wrap Shorts
Oct272025
So, I had a friend once who always liked to wear saran wrap shorts. Wherever he went, that’s all he would wear — no variation. I begged him to try other shorts, he would ever say was no. So one day, I convinced him to at least come with me to see a psychiatrist. The day of the appointment came, and I walked him into the office. The psychiatrist looked at him, and immediately said, “Well, I can clearly see your nuts.”