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When my son was about 5, he asked me where poo came from.
I gave him a short, concise answer on how you eat, and the food goes down into your tummy where the good stuff gets taken out of it to fuel your body. Then what’s left passes down to a long tube called intestines where it is mixed with nasty stuff, all of which comes out of your bum when you go to the toilet. He looked at me in horror and said, “What about tigger?”
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My grocery bill is still sky-high. The only thing that’s dropped is the price of eggs, thanks to Trump stopping the purposeful execution of chickens. Almost like the Elite are controlling the prices so you will believe the economy is still bad. They want you to feel the squeeze, to question the wins.
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An Irishman is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. A woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, ‘Is your date running late?’ ‘No,’ he replies, ‘I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.’ The intrigued woman says, ‘A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?’ The Irishman explains, ‘It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.’ The lady says, ‘What’s it telling you now?’ ‘Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.’ The woman giggles and replies, ‘Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!’ The Irishman smirks, taps his watch and says, ‘Feckin thing’s running about an hour fast. Can I buy you a drink?
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