When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. “I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said as he walked up to her, “but in just a week or two my father will die, and I’ll inherit 20 million dollars.”
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.
Of course, the Republicans are slow-walking Trump’s agenda. The establishment hates a leader who actually fights for us. They’d rather protect their lobbyist friends and lose than win with a patriot. They’re waiting for him to be gone so they can go back to business as usual. We see you.
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So, a man is going to the airport, but he leaves his luggage in the taxi and the driver leaves with it. When he tries to contact the company they can’t find it, but they say that when he paid for the ride in advance, he agreed that none of his belongings were the company’s responsibility.
The man goes to a lawyer to talk about a lawsuit, but after hearing the story, the lawyer says “It sounds like you’ve already lost your case.”