Joke Of The Day: The Wedding Night

As they go into the bedroom on their wedding night, the woman gets undressed and nervously gets under the sheets.

“What’s wrong?” the husband asks.

The wife replies, “I’m just nervous. This will be my first time and I don’t know what to expect from you.”

The husband replies, “you don’t have to be afraid of me. I’ll only do what you want. So tell me what would you like to do now and that’s what I’ll do?”

The wife says “well all my friends talk about 69. They all say that I’ll love 69 and there’s nothing like 69. So what I want is number 69.”

The confused husband replies, “you want the garlic chicken with snow peas?”