| I am something people love or hate. I change people’s appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of themselves, I will go up even higher. To some people I will fool them. To others, I am a mystery. Some people might want to try to hide me, but I will show. No matter how hard people try, I will never go down. |
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| Sam the journalist has landed a job somewhere. The problem is, he doesn’t know where. All he knows is that it is in one of 6 cities lined up in a row in northern Canada: Eh Land, Hockeyville, Curling Town, Snowburg, New France, and Canada City. However his employer has left clues.
1. Curling Town is 2 cities away from the job’s location. 2. Hockeyville is 3 cities away from Snowburg. 3. Snowburg is on the right end. 4. New France is not the location. 5. Eh Land is 3 cities from Curling Town. 6. Canada City is 4 cities away from Snowburg. 7. Eh Land is next to the location and another place that isn’t the location. Sam is lazy, so he is paying you to find out where he is working. |
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A few summers ago I got a job selling dictionaries door-to-door.
On my first day I knock on the door of a nice house and a few seconds later a guy answers. He points to a little sign next to his door that reads NO SOLICITATION and asks me, “Do you know what this means?” I say, “Sir, I know just how to help you with that.”
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