| I am so small, and sometimes I’m missed. I get misplaced, misused, and help you when you list. People usually pause when they see me, So, can you tell me what I could be? |
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A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since he bought it when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.
So, he inserted his manhood into the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. Thereafter, he quickly realized that he couldn’t separate himself from the instrument. He read the manual but didn’t find a way out. He tried every button on the instrument, but still nothing seem to work. Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier’s Customer Service Hot Line. “Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow’s udder?” “Don’t worry”, replied the customer service, “The machine will release automatically once it’s collected two gallons!”
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| A fancy restaurant in New York was offering a promotional deal. A married couple could eat at the restaurant for half-price on their anniversary. To prevent scams, the couple would need proof of their wedding date.
One Thursday evening, a couple claimed it was their anniversary, but didn’t bring any proof. The restaurant manager was called to speak with the couple. When the manager asked to hear about the wedding day, the wife replied with the following: “Oh, it was a wonderful Sunday afternoon, birds were chirping, and flowers were in full bloom.” After nearly 10 minutes of ranting, she comes to tell him that today was their 28th wedding anniversary. “How lovely”, the manager said, “However, you do not qualify for the discount. Today is not your anniversary, you are a liar”. How did the manager know that it wasn’t their anniversary? |
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