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The great eye doctor saves the sight of the wealthy man’s wife. The wealthy man commissions a mural by a famous artist on the doctor’s office wall as a thank-you. It is revealed at a big ceremony, and depicts a huge eye covering the whole wall, with a likeness of the doctor standing in the middle. The press asks the doctor for his reaction. He replies, “Thank god, I’m not a gynecologist.”
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| I am so small, and sometimes I’m missed. I get misplaced, misused, and help you when you list. People usually pause when they see me, So, can you tell me what I could be? |
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A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since he bought it when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.
So, he inserted his manhood into the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. Thereafter, he quickly realized that he couldn’t separate himself from the instrument. He read the manual but didn’t find a way out. He tried every button on the instrument, but still nothing seem to work. Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier’s Customer Service Hot Line. “Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow’s udder?” “Don’t worry”, replied the customer service, “The machine will release automatically once it’s collected two gallons!”
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