| While walking down a country road near his home, Clem Kadiddlehopper saw a murder.
He calmly continued on his way, without bothering to notify the police. Why not? |
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An old woman brought an old picture of her dead husband, wearing a hat, to the photographer.
She asked the photographer if he could remove the hat from the picture. He convinced her he could easily do that, and asked her what side of his head he parted his hair on. “I forget,” she said. “But you can see that for yourself when you take off his hat.”
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| I am bacterial waste, oh yes, But just what type, can you guess? Some put me on their fish and chips, Others on floors to prevent slips. Some put me on salads, some in stews, Some on windows, even shoes. So I’m bacterial waste, oh yes, But my name, can you guess? |
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A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter “R” and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it.
To help him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at home: “Robert gave Richard a rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare.” In class a few days later, the teacher asked the boy to recite the sentence out loud. The boy nervously eyed his classmates — many of them already laughing at him — then replied, “Bob gave Dick a poke in the side because the bunny wasn’t cooked enough.”
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