| I am a place where all deliveries are returned to the sender, those who perform better need to do less work, and a lot of things get knocked over, but generally speaking, nothing gets broken. |
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A woman was out driving with her husband. She was speeding along about fifty when a motorcycle cop appeared alongside and indicated for her to pull over.
The cop looked at her and said, “Hmm… I’m going to put you down for fifty-five.” She turned to her husband. “See! I told you this hat makes me look old.”
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In a department store, a difficult customer and a remarkably patient sales associate were struggling to find common ground. Nothing the associate suggested seemed to be good enough.
Finally, the finicky shopper huffed in frustration, “Isn’t there someone smarter who can assist me?” “No,” the associate replied. “The smarter one saw you coming and made a quick exit.”
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