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A woman was considering buying an aging thoroughbred but wanted a veterinarian’s opinion of the horse before finalizing her deal.
When the vet had completed his examination, she asked, “Will I be able to race him?” The veterinarian looked at the woman, then at the horse. “Sure,” he replied, “and you’ll probably win!”
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A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.
“I’ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want,” he insisted. “And, I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules,” he said. “Any comments?” His new bride replied, “No, that’s fine with me. But, just understand that there’ll be sex here at seven o’clock every night … whether you’re here or not.”
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