See if you can figure out three words that are homophones of each other in each of the five problems below.
1. Worthless – flat piece moving with the air – blood vessel
2. Path or direction – to measure weight – watery part of milk
3. Having no money – careful study; microscopic hole – to flow freely
4. Warty frog – having toes – pulled ahead
5. A cry – welt; corduroy ridge – large oceanic mammal
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Mar232025
So, my wife managed to crash the car again today. When the police showed up, she was all fired up, insisting that the guy she hit was being reckless.
“He was on his phone! Can you believe it?!” she exclaimed.
“To make matters worse, he was sitting there, casually sipping on a can of beer!”
Trying his best to hold back a smile, the officer took a deep breath, looked her dead in the eye, and said, “Ma’am… he can do whatever he wants… in his own living room.”