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Random Riddle: The Space Shuttle
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Mar 082025
Joke Of The Day: How’s My Cat?
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Mar 082025
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Lenny went on vacation and asked Bobby to watch over his house. About a week later, Lenny calls home and asked, “How’s my cat?”
Bobby hesitated and sadly told Lenny his cat died. “What?! You shouldn’t have broken the news to me like that! You should have done it slowly. The first time I called, you should have told me she was on the roof. The second time I called, you should have said there was no way to get her down. The third time I called, you should have told me that you tried to get her off the roof, but she fell down and died,” explained Lenny. Bobby apologized and went about his day. About a week later, Lenny called again and asked, “How’s my Granny?” There was a long silence, and then Bobby replied. “Well, she’s on the roof.”
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Bold-hearted Men
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Mar 072025
Random Riddle: The Same
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Mar 072025
Joke Of The Day: Remain Professional
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Mar 072025
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Bob saw his doctor and asked if he had ever laughed at a patient.
“In over 20 years I haven’t because I try to remain professional.” With that Bob dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It wasn’t any bigger than a AAA battery. The doctor burst into uncontrollable hysteria. “I’m sorry I really am, I don’t know what came over me, I promise it won’t happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?” “It’s swollen” said Bob.
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