Random Riddle: We Are Four

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Jan 282025
 
Of all the words; we are four
All rhyming down to the core

One is what a pen is for
Another’s brightness can’t be more

The third is a toy soaring through the wind
The last happens late, you must comprehend

Now tell me what these four words are
And you just might go really far
 

Random Riddle: We Are Four

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Potion

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Jan 282025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Potion A guy goes to his doctor because he’s experiencing the worst case of erectile dysfunction. The doctor examines him and sadly says, “Sorry I had news, but I can’t do anything for you, but I know this witch doctor who might be able to help. Go see him.”

So he goes to the witch doctor, who looks him over and then says, “I have exactly what you need. When the time is right, drink this potion and say One, Two Three, and you’ll have the biggest, manliest erection of your life. When you’re done using it, simply say One Two Three Four, and it’ll be gone. You won’t be able to use this again for one full year, so make good use of it.”

So the guy thanks the witch doctor and quickly heads home. He tells his wife to get into bed because he’s got a special surprise for her. He hops into the attached bathroom, strips naked, drinks the potion and says “One Two Three” and sure enough, he gets a massive erection and the steps into the bedroom to show his wife. She’s delighted and smiling and says, “Oh this is great, but why did you say one two three for?”

 

 

 

 

Deportation

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Jan 272025
 

It's not Deportation. It's Repatriation: Returning a person to their own country so that they can make it great again.



It’s not Deportation.

It’s Repatriation: Returning a person to their own country so that they can make it great again.

Random Riddle: Anagrams of Each Other

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Jan 272025
 
In the paragraph below, each blank must be filled by a five-letter word, and the words are all anagrams of each other (the words all contain the same five letters, in different order). Can you fill in the blanks?

Quaint _____ this hotel supplies,
That don’t appear upon the bill.
I speak of roaches, _____, and flies.
You _____ and slap. They’re with you still.
At _____ each guest _____ pained screams
That ought to plague the owner’s dreams.
 

Random Riddle: Anagrams of Each Other

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Beethoven in Concert

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Jan 272025
 
Joke Of The Day: Beethoven in Concert Beethoven goes up on stage.

“Are you ready for my newest symphony?”

Crowd is cheering

“I can’t hear you!”

Crowd goes wild

“I can’t hear you!”