| A father was speaking to his teenage daughter: “You arrived very late, at 3 o’clock in the morning, and you kept me and your mother waiting up anxiously for you. I do not want that to ever happen again.”
“But Father,” the girl replied, “I will never be able to do that again.” What did she mean? |
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| You are driving on a road when suddenly lightning strikes right in front of you. When you can see again, there are three doors to the side of the car. One has 5 million dollars behind it, one has fame (when you walk through it, you will become famous instantly), and the last one has your dream vacation place.
Which door do you go through first? |
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A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won’t eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn’t tell them.
His little boy keeps asking him, “What’s for dinner, dad?” “You’ll see,” he replies. They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating. “Ok”, says her dad, “Here’s a hint. It’s what your mother sometimes calls me.” His daughter screams … “Don’t eat it, Jimmy! … It’s an asshole …”
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