Women goes to the doctor with a baby because she was concerned it was losing weight.
Are you feeding the baby, he asked? Oh, yes we are, she answered.
The doctor being thorough gives her a full workup and pays special attention to her breast’s checking them and inspecting her nipples for milk production. Well there’s the problem, you are not producing any milk… he twists her nipple.
Doctor, I am very pleased to have come to you today, but I should tell you, I’m the grandmother.