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Joke Of The Day: Only Five Cents

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Dec 302024

There’s a Mexican at a tomato stand. All he knows is how to say: “Only five cents”, “Yes, very, very fresh” and “Not today, maybe tomorrow.” A woman walks up to him.

“How much are the tomatoes?”
“Only five cents.”
“Are they fresh?”
“Yes, very, very fresh.”
“Could I buy some?”
“Not today, maybe tomorrow.”

So the woman leaves and a robber walks up.

“How much money you got?” he demands.
“Only five cents.”
“You gettin’ fresh with me, boy?”
“Yes, very, very fresh.”
“Do you want to die right now?”
“Not today, maybe tomorrow.”