Joke Of The Day: The Best Blonde Joke

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Dec 152024
 
Joke Of The Day: The Best Blonde Joke A blind man walks into a bar, sits down at the counter and orders a double martini. Realizing that there are several people sitting around him, he says:

“I’m going to tell you the best joke about blondes you’ve ever heard.”

The woman next to him says: “Before you tell the joke, I’m going to warn you about a few things:

— The waitress who gave you the drink is blonde.

— I’m blonde and a jiu-jitsu instructor.

— On my left is my bipolar blonde sister.

— Sitting at the table next to you are two blondes with Russian mafia tattoos.”

Blind man: “I’ve changed my mind! If I have to explain the joke five times, I’ll give up.”

 

 

 

 

Scared of COVID

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Dec 142024
 

Ironically, the only people still scared of COVID are vaccinated against it.



Ironically, the only people still scared of COVID are vaccinated against it.

Random Riddle: Swaffergies

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Dec 142024
 
A Swaffergy is a word that can be broken up into two parts: a different word and a letter of the English Alphabet.

The word defense is a common Swaffergy. It can be broken up into the letter D, and the word Fence. As a Swaffergy, it would be written like this:

D + A structure serving as an enclosure, a barrier, or a boundary, usually made of posts or stakes joined together by boards, wire, or rails.

Which will give you D-Fence, or defense.

Can you find the following Swaffergies? They all use a different letter of the alphabet, excluding the letters W, and H.

1. A + Maize

2. B + an open receptacle with a flat bottom and a low rim for holding, carrying, or exhibiting articles

3. C + A male descendant

4. D + A clamping device

5. E + Large body of water

6. F + A fortified place or position stationed with troops

7. G + The joint between the thigh and the lower leg

8. I + The solid ground of the earth

9. J + To go or travel on foot

10. K + the starting place for each hole on a golf course

11. L + A bent, curved, or arched object

12. M + Outer covering of a tree

13. N + A small dent or nick

14. O + A bent, curved, or arched object

15. P + To tug at; jerk or tweak

16. Q + the starting place for each hole on a golf course

17. R + Past participle of “go”

18. S + To utter aloud

19. T + Polite address for a man

20. U + A base or cowardly person

21. V + A cape or headland

22. X + Past tense of “peck”

23. Y + A sharp, high-pitched sound

24. Z + To propel a boat with oars

 

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Types

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Dec 132024
 

The Founding Fathers weren't worried about specific types of firearms. They were worried about specific types of governments.



The Founding Fathers weren’t worried about specific types of firearms.

They were worried about specific types of governments.