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A blind man walks into a bar, sits down at the counter and orders a double martini. Realizing that there are several people sitting around him, he says:
“I’m going to tell you the best joke about blondes you’ve ever heard.” The woman next to him says: “Before you tell the joke, I’m going to warn you about a few things: — The waitress who gave you the drink is blonde. — I’m blonde and a jiu-jitsu instructor. — On my left is my bipolar blonde sister. — Sitting at the table next to you are two blondes with Russian mafia tattoos.” Blind man: “I’ve changed my mind! If I have to explain the joke five times, I’ll give up.”
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