Joke Of The Day: My Neighbor

Joke Of The Day: My Neighbor My neighbor. She’s single. She’s shapely & beautiful, and she lives right across the street.

I watched her as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway, and knocked on my door.

I opened the door, she looked at me and said, “I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and have fun tonight. Are you doing anything?”

I quickly replied, “Nope, I’m free!”

“Great” she said. “Can you watch my dog?”

 

 

 

 

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