Joke Of The Day: It’s a Surprise

Joke Of The Day: It's a Surprise A three-year-old was helping wrap a present for her father. While they were wrapping, her mother kept reminding her daughter about keeping the present a secret so it would be a surprise. After the present was wrapped, she proudly put it on the table.

When her father came home, he saw the present immediately. He asked the little girl, “What is it?”

“I can’t tell.” she said proudly, with a look towards mom. “It’s a surprise.”

“Can I shake it and guess what’s inside?” asked Dad.

“No,” she replied, “shirts don’t rattle.”