I was standing at the bar in an International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Jiu-jitsu?”
He says, “No, why would you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?”
“No,” I said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer.”