A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl with the unusual name of Pibbles. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Pibbles seven apples.
Someone once said, “If you get on the wrong train, be sure to get off at the first stop. The longer you stay on, the more expensive the return trip is going to cost you”. They weren’t talking about trains.
I am bound in a book, but you cannot read me,
I am struck and played, but not musically,
I am your equal in skill and also in stature,
I am used in heat and light manufacture.