I, Professor Picanumba, will amaze and astound you. Take a piece of paper and write any word on it. Fold the paper in half twice, and put it on the floor. Now stand on it. Believe it or not, I will now tell you what is on the paper.
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A man jumps the fence into a tiger enclosure, saying God would protect him.
He is quickly eaten and finds himself at the pearly gates before God.
“Why did you not protect me from the tigers?” the man asks.
“I tried to,” God replies. “What did you think the fence was for?”
Voting machines that have servers, external connections to the Internet, or require programming or updating have only one purpose. And, it is not to assist in a fair election.