| Arrange the numbers 1 through 9 on a tic tac toe board such that the numbers in each row, column, and diagonal add up to 15. |
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During rehearsal, the high school Music Director was beside himself. The cymbal player in the band was constantly coming in at the wrong time with his cymbal clash. The young man maintained that his entry point gave a much better effect and that he wouldn’t play it as written. When the Music Director was asked by the Principal why he fired the young musician from the band, he replied,
“It was a simple case of cymbal disobedience.”
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| A hole leading in, a hole leading out, I connect to a cavern that is slimy all throughout. What am I? |
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Three elderly women were sitting together on a park bench when an elderly man started to walk by. “Excuse me, but we can guess your age,” one of them said to him.
He stopped, intrigued. “How can you guess my age?” he asked them. “Well,” one lady explained, “you’ll have to drop your pants and your underwear.” A little embarrassed but still intrigued, he unzips his pants and drops his trousers and his boxers. “Now turn around,” one says, so he complies, rotating full 360 degrees. “Now jump up and down 3 times.”. He complies. “You’re 87!” all three women exclaim at the same time. Perplexed and amazed at their correct answer, he gasps, “how could you know that?!” “Simple,” one says. “We were at your birthday party yesterday.”
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