Joke Of The Day: Vertical Crack Explained

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Jun 292024
 
Joke Of The Day: Vertical Crack Explained Q: Why is your butt crack vertical instead of horizontal?

A: So that when you go down a slide, your butt won’t go “bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop!”

 

 

 

 

One Party

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Jun 282024
 

There is only one party in Washington — the Business Party. It has two groups, called Democrats and Republicans, which are somewhat different but carry out variations of the same policies. And those policies are never what the people want.

There is only one party in Washington — the Business Party. It has two groups, called Democrats and Republicans, which are somewhat different but carry out variations of the same policies. And those policies are never what the people want.

Random Riddle: Word Play

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Jun 282024
 
The following sentences have two blanks that can be filled with two words that are anagrams of each other. Please find those words. Note: Number 2 has 3 words that are anagrams of each other.

1. My father is so old school, he is not using the __________ yet, even though he has a computer. He is very __________ when it comes to technology.

2. The _________ sergeant was required to __________ behind while the rest of the __________ in his squadron were loaded onto transports to fly home.

3. The stay-at-home mom was known to __________ from home so often, she was __________ an away-from-home mom.

 

 Random Riddle: Word Play

 

 

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