Joke Of The Day: Amish Law

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May 182024
 
Joke Of The Day: Amish Law An Amish man answered a knock on his door one morning. An electric company worker handed him a piece of paper stating that the electric company would like to run a power line through his pasture. The Amish man said, “No.”

“Legally, that paper says we can.” replied the worker.

As he turned and left, returning to his co-workers in the field, the Amish man went to his barn and turned his bull into the pasture.

As the bull rumbled toward the workers in the field, the Amish man hollered, “Show HIM your paper!”

 

 

 

 

Random Riddle: Out of Order

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May 172024
 
Can you rank the following series of words in the proper order?

admission, cook, governor, league, message, mustard, pepper, punishment
 

Random Riddle: Out of Order

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Fine Wine

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May 172024
 
Joke Of The Day: Fine Wine Woman’s Quote of the Day:

“Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you’d like to have dinner with.”

Men’s Counter-Quote of the Day:

“Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.”

 

 

 

 

Happy To Be Ruled

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May 162024
 

The majority of the population is not very intelligent, dislikes responsibility, and wants to be told what to do. As long as their rulers do not interfere with their material comforts and cherished beliefs, they are perfectly happy to be ruled.



The majority of the population is not very intelligent, dislikes responsibility, and wants to be told what to do. As long as their rulers do not interfere with their material comforts and cherished beliefs, they are perfectly happy to be ruled.