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There once was a dog show to determine the world’s smartest dog.
Three dogs were in the finals. One dog belonged to a doctor. One dog belonged to an engineer. And, one dog belonged to a lawyer. For the finals each dog was given a bag of bones to see what it could make. The doctor said, “Stethoscope, go!” The doctor’s dog built a human skeleton. The judges were ready to award the trophy right then. But, they decided to give the other dogs a try. The engineer said, “Slide-rule, go!” The engineer’s dog built a suspension bridge. The judges were beside themselves. Which dog would they pick? The lawyer said. “Loop-hole, go!” The lawyer’s dog ate the bones, got a percentage of all the tolls from the bridge and screwed the other two dogs.
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