A plane is about to plummet due to mechanical failure.
The pilot tells the crew and passengers: “I don’t think I can recover the ship, you have a few seconds to talk to your family or make your last wish”, then a woman stands up and shouts “Is there someone man enough to make me feel like a woman one last time?!”, upon hearing that a man jumps out of his seat and like an animal tears off his shirt, then says: “Here, iron this!”