| You might, perhaps, at breakfast, See a sticky part of me, But I model, too–mathematics, And I’m true north, strong and free. Mrs. Christie’s character What am I? |
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A nun and a monk are riding on a Camel in the desert for days. Suddenly, the Camel falls over and dies.
Both panic, but know that they have to accept their deaths. So the nun says to the monk, “I know that we will die. So I want to tell you that I always wanted to see a naked man.” The monk says, “Yeah, that’s also what I always wanted.” So the monk took off his clothes and is butt naked. The nun ask him, “What is that between your legs?” The monk answers “It’s a magic wand. When I put it in somewhere, new life emerges.” The nun says “Put it in the Camel, then we can ride on.”
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| This list of words reveals a person. Can you figure out who it is?
Ptarmigan |
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The salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in the department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress.
Finally, to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack. Without missing a beat, he bravely held up both halves of the ‘unbreakable’ comb for everyone to see and said, “And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what an unbreakable comb looks like on the inside…”
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