RiddlesComments Off on Random Riddle: Superman’s Dilemma
Mar082024
It used to be
that in a time of need
for the minimal price
of the dime you cede
I would stand ready
with a book you read
to find a number
which can be keyed
which connects you up
with relative speed
to someone with whom
you could beg or plead.
And if you are lucky
they may take heed
and from your troubles
you will be freed.
Yesterday I was at the local Walmart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket …
So, I went to him and said: “Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?”
He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!
This went on for about 25 minutes … the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote …
But hey, I didn’t give a damn. My car was parked around the corner …