Random Riddle: Watching The Son

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Feb 232024
 
A mother and a father routinely watch their son at work 5 nights a week. Yet, no words are ever exchanged between the parents and son; and to make this even more baffling, the parents live a few states away from their son.

How can this be?
 

Random Riddle: Watching The Son

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Affair

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Feb 232024
 
Joke Of The Day: The Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office, and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon’s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m.

As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied, and he slipped into his shoes and drove home. “Where have you been?” demanded his wife when he entered the house.

“Darling,” replied the man, “I can’t lie to you. I’ve been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn’t wake up until eight o’clock.” The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, “You liar! You’ve been playing golf!”

 

 

 

 

God Said No!

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Feb 222024
 

Discover the profound lessons behind “God Said No!” — A reflection on life's greatest challenges and divine wisdom.

I asked God to take away my habit.
God said, “No. It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up.

I asked God to make my handicapped child whole.
God said, “No. His spirit is whole, his body is only temporary.

I asked God to grant me patience.
God said, “No. Patience is a byproduct of tribulations; it isn’t granted, it is learned.

I asked God to give me happiness.
God said, “No. I give you blessings; Happiness is up to you.

I asked God to spare me pain.
God said, “No. Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me.

I asked God to make my spirit grow.
God said, “No. You must grow on your own, but I will prune you to make you fruitful.

I asked God for all things that I might enjoy life.
God said, “No. I will give you life, so that you may enjoy all things.

I asked God to help me love others, as much as He loves me.
God said, “Ahhhh, finally you have the idea.



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Random Riddle: Two Gaps

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Feb 222024
 
Before a final time elapse
There will have been at least two gaps

During gaps, folks time they’re biding
While a dozen halt their sliding

When a certain red line is crossed
It means that you may have just lost

A masked man sometimes saves the day
Stopping projectiles aimed his way

The appearance of a red light
Brings both vexation and delight

What am I?

 

Random Riddle: Two Gaps