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A friend of mine, and her husband, were on vacation.
They visited a church on Sunday. My friend likes to sit close to the front. So they entered a pew in the second row. Shortly after settling into the pew, an usher came up to them, tapped lightly on the bench, and said, “This pew is saved.” Her husband replied, “So are WE!”
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| As a whole, I am both safe and secure. Behead me, and I become a place of meeting. Behead me again, and I am the partner of ready. Restore me, and I become the domain of beasts. What am I? |
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I took my talking cow to a bar and told the bartender that my cow would talk in exchange for a free drink.
The bartender said, “Let’s see.” I asked my cow what the 12th letter of the Greek alphabet was. My cow said, “mu.” Then I asked my cow what a large shapeless dress was called. My cow said, “mu-mu.” The bartender said, “those aren’t real questions! Hey, cow, who was the greatest baseball player of all time?” My cow answered, “Moooooo.” The bartender got angry at this point and threw us out while yelling that we were frauds. Outside we sat on the curb. My cow looked sad, his head was bowed. A single tear trickled down from his eye and he asked me, “Do you think I should have said DiMaggio?”
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My newest item: Trump Praying for America
This oil painting depicts Donald Trump sitting at a desk with his hands clasped in prayer. He is surrounded by elements of an office setting, including an open bible and the American flag. This image conveys a sense of solemnity, patriotism, and leadership.
Link: Redbubble
