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I took my talking cow to a bar and told the bartender that my cow would talk in exchange for a free drink.
The bartender said, “Let’s see.” I asked my cow what the 12th letter of the Greek alphabet was. My cow said, “mu.” Then I asked my cow what a large shapeless dress was called. My cow said, “mu-mu.” The bartender said, “those aren’t real questions! Hey, cow, who was the greatest baseball player of all time?” My cow answered, “Moooooo.” The bartender got angry at this point and threw us out while yelling that we were frauds. Outside we sat on the curb. My cow looked sad, his head was bowed. A single tear trickled down from his eye and he asked me, “Do you think I should have said DiMaggio?”
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