Random Riddle: Two Eggs

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Jan 242024
 
A man has two eggs. One is raw, and the other is boiled. He would like to eat the boiled egg for lunch and save the raw one to have for breakfast the next morning. How can he find the boiled egg without breaking the wrong egg by mistake?
 
Random Riddle: Two Eggs

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Seeing Eye Dog

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Jan 242024
 
Joke Of The Day: The Seeing Eye Dog A blind man and his seeing eye dog approached a very busy intersection.

The dog waited patiently till the DON’T WALK light flashed, then he pulled the man from the curb and dragged him across four lanes of speeding cars and buses. When they reached the sidewalk, the man pulled a dog biscuit from his pocket.

A passerby said, “Hey, buddy, that dumb mutt almost killed you, and you’re going to reward him with a treat?”

“No, I just want to determine which end is which, so I can kick his ass.”

 

 

 

 

Government and Thieves

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Jan 232024
 

The difference between government and thieves is that thieves don't pretend they're helping you.


The difference between government and thieves is that thieves don’t pretend they’re helping you.

Random Riddle: Lighten the Load

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Jan 232024
 
What expression is represented by the following?

CUPboard ==> CUoard
UPbeat ==> Ueat
SOAPbox ==> SOAox
 

Random Riddle: Lighten the Load

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Delivering the Mail

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Jan 232024
 
Joke Of The Day: Delivering the Mail A guy comes home and slams the door so hard the house shakes.

His wife says, “What’s the matter, honey?”

The guy says, “Our mailman is bragging that he’s had sex with every woman on his route except one.”

And his wife says, “I’ll bet it’s that stuck up bitch across the street.”