A man has two eggs. One is raw, and the other is boiled. He would like to eat the boiled egg for lunch and save the raw one to have for breakfast the next morning. How can he find the boiled egg without breaking the wrong egg by mistake?
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Jan242024
A blind man and his seeing eye dog approached a very busy intersection.
The dog waited patiently till the DON’T WALK light flashed, then he pulled the man from the curb and dragged him across four lanes of speeding cars and buses. When they reached the sidewalk, the man pulled a dog biscuit from his pocket.
A passerby said, “Hey, buddy, that dumb mutt almost killed you, and you’re going to reward him with a treat?”
“No, I just want to determine which end is which, so I can kick his ass.”