Random Riddle: Laughter and Tears

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Jan 062024
 
I can tell it,
But it will not listen
As it passes by.

At one point I had it,
But now I can’t find it
So I must buy it.

It’s a challenge to make
But tempting to take
So often I do.

Adversity strikes,
I surely am in it,
Seldom on it.

Laughter and tears
Are all but forgotten
When they’re given it.

If you ask me for it
I will share it with you
Always, openly.

I struggle to quell
The impulse to kill it
Though it will surely kill me.
 

Random Riddle: Laughter and Tears

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Bee Power

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Jan 062024
 
Joke Of The Day: Bee Power A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, “What seems to be the problem?”

“I’m out of gas!”

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man; watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

“Try it now,” said one bee. The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.

“Wow!” the man exclaimed. “What did you put in my gas tank?”

The bee answered, “BP.”

 

 

 

 

Low Testosterone Men

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Jan 052024
 

Low Testosterone men are easy to rule. In fact, they usually demand it. High Testosterone men don't want to be ruled. They are the driving force behind revolutions. Thus, they are the number one threat to tyrannical regimes. Once you understand that, the War on Masculinity makes a lot of sense.


Low Testosterone men are easy to rule. In fact, they usually demand it.

High Testosterone men don’t want to be ruled. They are the driving force behind revolutions. Thus, they are the number one threat to tyrannical regimes.

Once you understand that, the War on Masculinity makes a lot of sense.

Joke Of The Day: Deduct

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Jan 052024
 
Joke Of The Day: Deduct How would you use the words deduct, defeat, defense, and detail all in the same sentence?

Deduct jump over defense, first defeat, then detail.