Bob found out he was about to inherit $2 billion.
Bob found out he was going to become a billionaire once his sick father dies. His father had taken every measure to hide his wealth.
After finding this out, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy his fortune with.
So he went to a singles bar, where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes on.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. “I may look like just an ordinary dude,” he said as he walked up to her, “but in just a week or two my father will die, and I’ll inherit over 2 billion dollars.”
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening. Three days later, he spotted her at his dad’s house. She greeted him with a huge smile and exclaimed, “Bob, I am your new stepmother!”
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