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A blind man and his seeing eye dog approached a very busy intersection.
The dog waited patiently till the DON’T WALK light flashed, then he pulled the man from the curb and dragged him across four lanes of speeding cars and buses. When they reached the sidewalk, the man pulled a dog biscuit from his pocket. A passerby said, “Hey, buddy, that dumb mutt almost killed you, and you’re going to reward him with a treat?” “No, I just want to determine which end is which, so I can kick his ass.”
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