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An old couple go to the Lawyer.
The man says, “we want a divorce.” The lawyer says, “how old are you?” “I’m 98, she’s 95. We’ve been married for 71 years.” “Well, that’s a long time. Maybe you should think about it more?” “We’ve thought about it. We’ve wanted to get divorced for 50 years now.” “Fifty years? That’s a long time. What’s taken you so long?” “We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.”
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